November 2012
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October 2012
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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
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crockercrocs:
hey r u made of phosphorus, etherium, arsenic, adamantium, nitrogen and tyberium? cuz ur a
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breenwolf:
THIS IS A RIDICULOUS POST ABOUT HOW PARTY GUESSED (2X09) GAVE ME ALL OF THE PACK/DEREK-AS-COMPETENT-ALPHA FEELS
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September 2012
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August 2012
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Watchshavingryansprivates:
the best 52 seconds in film history
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cloysterbell:
Dear tumblr,
One
Two
Three
You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.
You’re welcome.
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July 2012
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Pink Pirate Lady: Teen Wolf Masterpost →
candiceaccola:
Since a lot of people have expressed interest in watching Teen Wolf I thought I’d compile a list of the episodes available to watch online. For anyone who doesn’t know: basically Teen Wolf is an American supernatural dramedy developed by Jeff Davis based on the 1985 film of the same name. But really it’s a camp, comedic supernatural themed show with just about verging on Doctor...
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~*~ we're on a ship - pun intended ~*~: Teen Wolf... →
valvanadam:
So basically what you have to do is click on the links and where it says Choose how to download you obviously click Free. You will be led to a page from which you will be able to download the episode or even to watch it in streaming (but that doesn’t work for me so I just downloaded them right away). The download button is bottom right and it’s called Download file.
As far as new...
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Add in your own language
English: I love you
Thor: This girl, I like her. ANOTHER!
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Loki: Never doubt that I love you
Hulk: Hulk love you. You are Hulk's.
Writer: I love you as much more than the sun loves the ocean, the grass loves the breeze, and the heat loves the rain.
Coldplay: You know, you know I love you so
Hiddlestoners: I HATE YOU
Sherlock: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Castiel: We do share a more profound bond.
Fandom: ACK OMG FUCK YOU KJSAJJAWEASDASDADAFSSAFKJAJEWKJK.
Potterhead: After all this time and always, I love you.
Tom Hiddleston: I think it is important for you to know that I possess a multitude of feelings toward you that reside in the deepest parts of my heart. I have these overwhelming stirrings of great fondness for you, and I think the best way for me to show you these emotions is to tell you plainly that I completely, utterly, and wholeheartedly adore and admire you, and what I am really trying to say is that despite the multitude of facets and nuances of your personality, and the complexity of your character, my love for you knows no conceivable bounds.
Whovian: Does it really need saying?
Hazel Grace: Okay
Frodo Baggins: Sam, I'm glad you're with me
Jenglish [the language my mother speaks to animals]: who's a cutie wutie woo boo, fluffin
Pokémon: I choose you.
Emma Swan: I love you more than I love my leather jackets
Korra: look, i really like you and i think we're made for eachother!!
Sokka: we could, do an activity together? for some time?
Aang: (guru says choose avatar state over katara - aang's earthly attachment) HELL NAW, I'M SAVING MY GAL.
Katara: i'm confused.
Mako: i'm confused.
Holes: I can fix that.
John Watson: We're not a couple.
Regina Mills/ The Evil Queen: Now, to get you to taste my forbidden fruit
Mortal Instruments Fandom: I love you and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then
The Hunger Games Fandom: I love you, REAL!
The Avengers: BITCH PLEASE
Arthur: I can't bear to lose you.
Merlin: No, I'm happy to be your servant... 'til the day I die.
Frank: Gerard and I are like brothers you know..
Bert: I like the singer, what's his name... Jared..
Ron: Hermione's got nice skin.
Hermione: I'm always mad at him.
Naruto: SAKURAAA, I AM BETTER THAN SASUKE!!
May 2012
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
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my finger is on the button: Reblog With an... →
vastderp:
ceruleancynic:
roachpatrol:
rainbowbarnacle:
badger-shenanigans:
ukeaco:
starkinglyhandsome:
i-haveahulk:
arrowapollo:
reindeergamess:
rekhyts:
Butterflies
being abandoned by my friends.
ceiling fans
the dark when i’m alone.
pregnant people
sea monsters
infinite ness
Dolls.
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Round analog clocks are like creepy punctures to the other side of...
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Asian Language Writing Systems
This is Korean: 안녕하세요
This is Chinese: 你好
This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
This is Japanese: こんにちは
This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
Japanese is a whore of a language.
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April 2012
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A Bunch of Tutorials
artkink:
FIGURE DRAWING
Kids
Babies
Human Figures & Their Proportions
Arms & Hands
Backs & Shoulders
Clothing
Chests / Upper Body / Torso
Drapery & Folds
Legs & Feet
Necks
Figures in Action & Motion
Figures in Groups or Crowds
Figures in Landscape Drawings
HOW TO DRAW THE FACE
Capture People’s Likeness
Draw Portraits
Eyes
Eyebrows
Eyelashes
Caricatures
...
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lesbihonest about our feelings.
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My Life as a Robot: shadow-rora: That’s rights... →
shadow-rora:
That’s rights folks! I’m doing a horn giveaway to celebrate getting 35 followers! (Yes this is a big deal for me.) Lets take a look at what you could win.
You could be the owner of a nice pair of horn from any* troll. You could also win a hand draw picture of anything…
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Moffat & Gatiss: You have two cows. The cows are in love with each other, even though they are both the same gender, one is asexual, and the other keeps insisting it's straight. One of the cows fakes its own death to save the other. You and your neighbour die of feels.
Supernatural: You have two cows. They are brothers. They are in love with each other, as well as with two angel cows. Then they all die.
Matt Bellamy: You have two cows. You watch one get shot in the bollocks.
Dominic Howard: You have two cows. You start to cry because cow print makes you look cheap.
Chris Wolstenholme: You have two cows. Now you have two cows and 1,000,000 calves.
Tom Kirk: You have two cows. You take pictures of them with instagram and make an irrelevant but true remark about Dominic Howard's sexuality.
Morgan Nicholls: He has two dinosaurs because fuck you
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